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To have one person you go home to.

To cuddle with. To spoon with.

To talk to him after a rough day at work and bitch about your stupid manager.

To have one person you wake up to in the morning and eat corn flakes together.

To be with someone so long that your friends tell you you’re starting to resemble each other.

It’s all very nice.

*Shift scene to four years later*

You’re on your first date with a guy after your long term monogamous relationship.

You’re on your knees unzipping his pants.

“Oooh uncut. My ex didn’t have all this extra meat. What do I do with it?”

You do what you know best.

You lick his balls.

Cause that’s what made your ex moan so hard.

You lick and lick. No response. No moan.

You suck on those balls. No response. No moan.

You look up to him with one ball in your mouth like a dog waiting for approval. Nothing.

“How could it be that this guy doesn’t like to get his balls licked?! My ex loved it! Aren’t all guys the same?!”

Yeah, not really.

So it hits you.

You’ve spent the last four years of your life thinking you’ve mastered the art of sex cause you’ve had it everyday for four years, when in reality, you’ve just mastered the art of sex with that one…person…

Only.

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There’s an openly gay model in Jordan: Khalid, aka Kali.

Kali’s the brains behind the online gay magazine My.Kali.

It takes a lot of balls to be openly gay and openly proud. Hats off to you, Khalid!

Check out the below pics of him in a photoshoot he’s done. Not a lot of men can pull off wearing blue heels! Werk it, boy.

“I’m not afraid of who I am or what I wear and what I believe in, I’m both, why should I pick one? Can’t I be both and not called a hypocrite?”

- Khalid, aka Kali

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Takes some guts to share the stage with some real queens, honey.

The pics were taken when Haifa supposedly attended a gay club in Turkey back in 2010.

Way to represent, Haifa!

And here she is with her husband.

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To whoever wrote this…What the fuck is wrong with you?

“Be Sinkara or Milenga”? “They do work all the month to get it”?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

It’s gay people who have made your bar the success that it is. Gay people who, just like “Sinkara” and “Milenga” are oppressed, made fun of, bullied, and beat up everyday.

Would you like it if a bar wrote this invitation? “This Friday night, be foufou and louteh. Create your own fag costume. Speak like them. Walk like them. Talk like them. Look like a tobjeh.”

You’ve made your bar a safe haven for gays who want to feel free and unchained for a couple of hours.So it’s even more shameful that such an offensive “party invitation” could come from a place who supposedly spreads tolerance and equality!

You should know better.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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A formal apology has since been issued by club owner:

Dear (recipient) ,
please accept this letter as a formal apology for what happened on the 23rd of january 2012 and the invitation for the maid imitating event that was scheduled to be on the 27th of January 2012 and Life Bar Cancelled it.

It was not my intention to cause any damage or inconvenience . In retrospect , I believe the situation resulted from a misunderstanding , we usually create funny events in which our clients imitate different personalities and win prizes , we only thought to organize this competition just like any other organised at life bar before , without any intention of disrespect or discrimination or racism.

Life Bar respect every single human being regardless of their colour , race, sex ,job or nationality. While this is by no means an excuse for what happened , knowing the cause will help us guard against future mistakes.

Sincerely,
Cynthia M.

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White shirt.

Walked into the room you know you made my eyes burn.

It was like James Dean, for sure.

You so fresh to death & sick as ca-cancer.”

“I will love you till the end of time.

I would wait a million years.

Promise you’ll remember that you’re mine.

Baby can you see through the tears?”

Lyrics: “Blue Jeans” by Lana Del Rey

Pics: “Born to Die” by Lana Del Rey - 1 & 2

…but i finally watched Ice Age!

Yeah Yeah. That 2002 movie everyone has seen.

What was I thinking NOT deciding to watch it when I was 14??!! Maybe I thought I was too old for that type of movie!???!

Well I didn’t feel too old this time around!

The movie definitely hit home as a gay man:

A family is a family, no matter how non-traditional it is.

ps: I love that the film included a gay Rhino couple: Frank and Carl. That was surprising!

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If only people took care of their heritage…

Congrats to the three below tweeps for making it on the list!

(This in no way suggests that the tweeps are gay themselves or even gay supporters! For example, @JohnyFarrina could just be asking @HaririSaad if he agrees gays should be given equal  rights. It’s just a question, not a declaration of support.)

And now…to the bad tweets of the week…

Ay, ay, ay. People…

You should learn that “gay” isn’t an adjective you use when you want to imply something is “bad”.

And if you do, come on, you should know better.

Nonetheless, congrats for making it on the list!

(This in no way suggests that the below tweeps are straight or antigay. There are many gays out there who use the fucked up “that’s so gay” expression)

See you next Tuesday!

If you only knew how similar we actually are, you and I.

We both order the same meal at the same restaurant.

We both like fast cars.

We both laugh hysterically when our friend trips and falls on his face.

We both donate blood to a total stranger.

We both tutor our little brother in math.

We both have had our heart broken.

We both cry when our parent dies.

We both get sad when people die in an Ashrafieh building collapse.

So how are we different?

Because I go to bed with men and you go to bed with women?

Don’t judge me before you get to know me. We’re not that different, you and I.

Seedy or seedless, we both come from the same Calamanteen.

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The fruit’s actually spelled Clementine, but “Calamanteen” is how we pronounce it in our household.

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