He’s always been Sexiest Man Alive. Y’all Just Catchin Up.

So People Magazine has been fucking up big time in the past couple of years when it comes to picking the Sexiest Man Alive.

Johnny Depp? Ryan Reynolds? Bradley Cooper?

Ummm…no thanks.

Channing Tatum?

FUCK YEAH!

Agreed, approved, ship that fatherfuckin magazine to every man-lovin corner of the world.

Yes, People.

This is a MAN.

PS: Look at that ass

PSS: Can you believe the Selena/Justin headline on the far right? “OMG! They’re totally over”? Who TALKS like that? Is this a respectable magazine or what.

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31 Going on 25.

When I was 13, I couldn’t wait to grow up.

Now that I did (in some ways), I kinda wish I didn’t.

I don’t wanna be the cliché. I don’t wanna say it’s scary to get older. Because really, it’s just a number.

That said, I just wanna stay 25 forever.

As I get older, my parents get older, my grandparents get older. It’s hard to see people you love grow old, wrinkly, and fragile. There are so many things we still didn’t do. We didn’t travel the world together. I didn’t buy my dad that car he always wanted. It’s true: time flies so quickly. I’m turning 26 in a couple of months, and maybe it’s not the number that scares me. Maybe it’s the reminder that there’s so much more to be done…as that damn clock keeps ticking.

So enough with the drama. Enough with me being a total cliché. :)

What’s up with grown ass gay men nagging about growing old?!

Kidding.

What’s up with grown ass gay men lying about their age?

You’re 31. Everyone knows you’re 31. All of the men you’ve slept with on Manjam know you’re 31. You’re sexy. You’re good looking. You don’t look 31. And yet you refuse to grow old and you lie about your age.

You have multiple profiles on multiple dating sites, each one showing a different age. On Manjam, you’re 31. On GayRomeo, you’re 25. Bitch, please. You were 25, SIX YEARS AGO.

I know I have yet to deal with growing up, but I would never lie about my age when I’m 31. Fuck that shit. I’d post a sexy pic of me and show these 25 year olds that they have nothing on this 31 year old hot piece of ass.

But at the same time, I kinda get it.

I hooked up with this 31 year old guy last month. Or so I thought.

During the date, he confessed that he’s way older than 31.

35? Nope.

37?!?! Nope.

He was 40. Which was absolutely shocking cause he didn’t look a day over 30. It was also shocking cause I had to admit to myself that I was wrong. I was wrong to judge people who lie about their age. Because, seriously… if that guy had told me he was 40 years old, I would have NEVER went out on a date with him or even chatted with him. I’m glad he lied. It was the best sex of my life.

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A Hole is A Hole?

I remember being in the school courtyard at age 13 (or 17. I can’t really remember. Either way, I was ignorant and too innocent) and hearing a girl who was a year older talk to my friend about girls “taking it from the back”.

And I remember telling myself: “What IS taking it from the back? Ohhhh, it’s getting fucked through the asshole and NOT the vagina!!!! :O :O :O But WHY would a girl do that??? Oooohh, she doesn’t want to lose her virginity. Well, that’s stupid…”

And I still think it’s stupid. Yet, over the years I’ve noticed that most of my girl friends have done it at some point. But WHY?? It’s uncomfortable and not AS pleasurable as getting fucked through your vagina (I’m assuming).

Now listen…if you enjoy it, do it and have fun with it. But if it’s all about “I wanna remain ‘PURE’ until marriage”, then what the fuck?? I can’t handle the HYPOCRISY of it all. So taking a dick up your shit hole is remaining pure until marriage? Just get fucked the good old way and stop calling yourself a virgin! It’s perfectly fine NOT to be a virgin.

You’ve been blessed with a vagina. Use it.

If only the rest of us were as lucky…

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Wrap Your Rocket

We’re always told to use a condom.

To wrap that dick up when we sleep with someone. ANYONE.

On World Aids Awareness Day: we’re always reminded to use condoms.

In health seminars, campaigns, Religion Class (though I think abstinence was what the teacher recommended), the same message is always repeated: “Use it”. “Stay Safe”. “Wear a condom!”.

On every IDAHO: condoms are handed out like candy.

So why is it that so many people DON’T use condoms?

I’m talking about some friends who somehow forget to use condoms, even after nagging on them before their dates to stay safe.

“But I go limp after putting the condom on”.

“But it’s not as hard anymore”.

“But I don’t feel a thing after I put it on”.

Excuses, excuses.

Really, dude. Would you send your soldier to battle without protection? NO!

Yeah, she might move slower cause of the heavy armor. But she needs it. Your soldier needs it!

Fhamo!

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Elie

Elie: One of THE most common names in the Lebanese gay world.

True, it’s one of the most common names in the whole country to begin with, but I’m also finding that it’s the most popular FAKE gay name in Lebanon.

So if your name is… I donno… Hussein, your Manjam nickname will be “Elie”, “Elieeee”, or “Elie123″. Or if your real name is George, you’ll introduce yourself as Elie during the online chat.

I know that fake names will always be the rage over here cause people don’t want to be easily outed, but I can’t handle another Elie on my mobile. I already have 8 gay Elies on my cellphone. And I’ve already dated ENOUGH Elies. Time to come up with a new fake gay name, people!

So…

To parents: stop naming your newborns Elies. Really, it’s enough. There ARE other names.

To all real Elies out there: Stay strong.

To all fake Elies: Get a new name. How about Nizar? There’s not enough gay Nizars in the country, and NONE on my cellphone!

PS: I just checked Manjam while writing this post and I have a message in my inbox. From an “Elie”.

Nour & Gabriel get a wet kiss. Rami & Jaber get an uncomfortable erotic spanking.

Some awesome people tweet awesome stuff about gays. Love those!

But other judgmental people (you might be awesome, too, on some occasions) get it so so wrong. And I’m glad to tweet back to them that they fucked up. They deserve a fucking spanking from a gay guy. But they won’t enjoy it if they don’t keep an open mind. Word.

Thanks Nour for this tweet. Hope one day we’ll see fluttering gay pride flags on buildings, and not just rainbow bracelets.

Also thanks to Gabriel for giving Marwan Charbel a piece of his mind. The minister should stop sticking his nose in theaters where gay men jerk off and actually chase after legit criminals.

As for Rami. Enrique’s concert WAS the gayest concert ever ONLY cause i’m assuming there were so many gay boys who wanted to kiss sexy Enrique (he’s so…Muy Caliente). But no it wasn’t “gayest” in the sense that it was “bad”. You can say “baddest” eza baddak, not “gayest”. Don’t be whack.

Jaber. Jaber. Jaber. You’re tweet is the wrongest thing that’s happened since Lara Kay decided to launch a singing career. So what if young boys like Justin Bieber? So WHAT if they’re insanely gay? What if you had a little brother who likes Justin Bieber and MIGHT be gay? Would you really want to make him feel like crap because he likes a boy who just 3 years ago sounded like Natasha Bedingfield? Justin Bieber’s fucking Selena Gomez. Who have YOU fucked this week?

Keep being awesome. And keep on fucking up. See you soon.

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